Every processor pays the same interchange. What varies is everything printed under it.
Not a network cost. Markup wearing a technical name.
Charged because a form was never filed. Should be zero.
A fee for not paying enough in fees.
Billed daily for closing your own till.
For a PDF you could download yourself.
Not one marked line is interchange. Every one is a conversation you are allowed to have.
You are not buying a terminal. You are buying who answers when it stops working on a Saturday.

Tap, chip, swipe and wallets, priced off your own statement.
A new till, or the one you have re-plumbed and left alone.
Take it by phone, by payment link, or from a browser tab.
For the categories a flat-rate aggregator closes without warning.
Alerts, evidence and the reply, filed before the deadline.
Stored value and bank debit on the statement you already read.
Clover, PAX and Verifone units, configured before they reach you.
The last full month, every page. No call to book first.
Line by line, in writing, with the negotiable ones circled.
If the honest answer is that you are already fine, we say so.
Hardware arrives configured. We switch on a Tuesday, never a Friday.
I had been reading that statement for nine years and could not have told you what half of it was for.
Send the whole thing. We will find the pages that matter.
One month. Every page.
We mark up everything that is not interchange and send it back in writing. No call required.
The trade, roughly what goes across the counter, and how you take it today.
Groups get one account across every site, with reporting per location and one deposit.
⏱️ A marked-up statement back within two business days.